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Charting Bloopers: Medical orders and advice
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May
have lollipops orally.
Discontinue precious insulin orders.
Further suggested that she avoid using toilet paper and
use cotton underwear.
He was advised to force fluids through his interpreter.
She can begin to use the lawn mower, but no vaginal entrance.
She is to refrain from sexual intercourse until I see her
in the office.
For his impotence we will discontinue the meds and let his
wife handle him.
I have suggested that he loosen his pants before standing,
and then, when he stands with the help of his wife, they
should fall to the floor.
The patient will need disposition, and therefore we will
get Dr. Blank to dispose of him.
MD order: Dulcolax suppository po prn
MD order: May shower with nurse
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