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Accident Report Humor

Accident Report Humor

These choice lines were gleaned from accident reports submitted to insurance companies.

car crash

“Coming home, I drove into the wrong house and collided with a tree I don’t have.”

“The guy was all over the road; I had to swerve a number of times before I hit him.”

“I pulled away from the side of the road, glanced at my mother-in-law, and headed over the embankment.”

“I told the police that I was not injured, but when I removed my hat, I found that I had a fractured skull.”

“The pedestrian had no idea which way to run, so I ran over him.”

“The telephone pole was approaching. I was attempting to swerve out of the way when it struck my front end.”


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