Accident Report Humor
These choice lines were gleaned from accident reports submitted to insurance companies.
“Coming home, I drove into the wrong house and collided with a tree I don’t have.”
“The guy was all over the road; I had to swerve a number of times before I hit him.”
“I pulled away from the side of the road, glanced at my mother-in-law, and headed over the embankment.”
“I told the police that I was not injured, but when I removed my hat, I found that I had a fractured skull.”
“The pedestrian had no idea which way to run, so I ran over him.”
“The telephone pole was approaching. I was attempting to swerve out of the way when it struck my front end.”
