Charting Bloopers: Medical decision-making

Between you and me, we ought to be able to get this lady pregnant.

The pelvic exam will be done later on the floor.

The dermatologist made a recommendation for treatment of her face which is not of a serious nature.

He was eating his tray so I didn’t examine him.

She can’t get pregnant with her husband, so I will work her up.

I will be happy to go into her GI system, she seems ready and anxious.

Patient was seen in consultation by Dr. Blank, who felt we should sit on the abdomen and I agree.

The patient’s bladder was then emptied and sent to the postoperative recovery room in stable condition.

The bugs that grew out of her urine were cultured in the Casualty and are not available. I WILL FIND THEM!!!

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