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Charting Bloopers: Patient progress

Charting Bloopers: Patient progress

Met patient in bed at 3 PM.

On the second day the knee was better and on the third day it disappeared completely.

Discharge status: alive but without permission.

The patient left the hospital feeling much better except for her original complaints.

He had a left-toe amputation one month ago. He also had a left-knee amputation last year.

Patient was released to outpatient department without dressing.

The patient expired on the floor uneventfully.

Whilst in Casualty she was examined, X-rated and sent home.

Patient discharged with prescription on foot.


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